hello yes i would like one can of Liquid Death Mountain Water. what flavor? oh, Berry It Alive please. i need to murder my thirst a little fruitily today
@sarahzedig this is literally their whole thing btw. it's just marketing water to irony-poisoned twits and people who want to look Hard. that said, great can design
imagine going to a house party and seeing this in the fridge, cracking one open expecting like a 9 point stout or a shitty ipa and it is literally just water