sarah zedig! 🍉🐐 @sarahzedig@shrike.club

this looks worse than a rubber sentai suit

WHAT. oh no thank you i'm going to bed

idk this suit's kinda busy

what is HAPPENING

da joke

remember the dr pepper that wasn't for women

ahead of its time, man. woulda killed in the age of the alt-right incel

what an astonishing moment. you can SEE castillo do the math in a split second and know with full confidence he can make the catch from behind his back. just unbelievable

the credits roll on a freeze frame of the main characters joyously embracing the women that they are about to fuck

this movie is something else

kino

thinking a lot about Models today
https://pluralistic.net/2023/04/03/all-models-are-wrong/

the thing is that i solved this problem once before and it was fine, but nothing i try is working at all atm and i have no idea why and it's driving me nuts when i have Actual Goddamn Things To Do

hahaha i love software and communities

added a bunch of albums to my musicbee library and of course several tracks from some albums have been arbitrarily sorted into different "albums" despite being in the same folder with no discernible metadata difference

musicbee is known for its customizability so i figure, hey, this should be an easy fix

and every answer i find is like "why would you want albums sorted by the folder they're in????"

AND YOU WONDER WHY EVERYONE PAYS FOR SHITTY APPS

watching the sammo hung film millionaire express and losing my mind at these two 8 year olds who break into a fight as soon as their dads walk away. marvel fucking WISHES

it's hard being a kid god and nobody understands

reach back in time to fall 2019 and tell past me how much i've come to love writing these two idiots

oh my god i forgot i wrote this

i'm such a bitch

rereading bits of 2.3 for the first time in like two years, you know i can be pretty funny sometimes

*giggling innocently* nothing bad will ever happen again

the exact same thing happened with the joke character Burning Romeo, described as "a sentient bonfire stuffed into a space suit" who only speaks in descriptions of types of flame, eventually refusing the call to adventure in fear of its own mortality

and oh man you KNOW i've got even more bullshit like this up my sleeve for the future >:)