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last night i dreamt valerie met taylor swift and didn't even tell me, i only found out bc mahla posted a video on shrike

updated chart with valerie and ed

lup depicting me slipping on a bananana

thesis but OL

Essential part of the Pride Parade

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Five Fingers

Huge fucking bald beard guy at the gas station yesterday, I'm talking massive, Loudly telling the gas station guys, who he knew, about his "great campaign idea" inspired by working in an auto shop, where a bunch of mice run an auto shop and there's like little critters and stuff who shop there and go racing. Coolest shit I ever heard

grow up if you dont eat mushrooms and go to hell if you dont eat vegetables

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my pittie bull is the sweetiest dog there ever was. If you ever licked her it'd taste like a lolly pop. ive never once seen her be mean or foul or nasty to anyone. Sometimes she approaches my son like this

my brain feels like this sometimes

ross hothstuck