Futamoder @steb@shrike.club

Symbolic is like the only death metal album I've given a try and actually been able to sit with and enjoy

I feel like I have the cilantro-tastes-like-soap gene but the death metal version. I just can't be dealing with it.

I will accept a city slicker L on this one I could not see a whiff of the fucking aurora

played the demo of the Smile for Me devs' new game earlier and honestly just the central conceit of this game is incredibly funny to me. its one of those Cozy Mountain Town Surrounded By Wholesome Yokai type games except the Wholesome Yokai are all depressed cause the most recent guy to show up in town keeps writing them all letters telling them to kill themselves

@abraxas my immediate instinct was to read stupid faggot summer sausage to the tune/cadence of flying purple people eater

failed the "don't say I Love You to a girl you are voice calling with for the first time" challenge lads

well that's something I'm not used to seeing

now the movie on the right was just another stepping stone in reshaping my entire sexual identity but that's a story for a different account

I've never actually watched the movie on the left but it seems like something I'd adore

I need exactly this type of woman carnally

my take is that Evil Women and Villainous Women are two completely different kinds of woman. We can all get horny for women in suits who do amoral things with a wry smile, I need women in outfits no real human being has ever worn who say shit like "SEIZE THEM, YOU FOOLS!!!"

I'm so fucking glad episode 2 of Digital Circus didn't cave to the content farm sycophants who craved Lore and instead built on the fun character dynamics and good comedy that made the pilot great, it was good in all the ways I was quietly begging for it to be

I was even tempted to go back to DBD and grind out the new tome, but then they decided to just casually lowkey move the game over from ue4 to ue5 and broke literally everything

I need to find some shit to do. I've run out of 5-10 hour single player videogames I have an urge to finally beat, and everything in the cinema is either 1) Challengers, or B) Dogshit

The more I watch northernlion and mbt the more I'm convinced the way you win at twitch is by saying "chat, I know this is gonna be hard to accept, but at some point you have to face the reality that 2+2=5" and then going off on the one guy in chat who goes "you dumb fuck 2+2=17"

@junebug is there any more depressing sentence in the world to say to yourself than "we gotta fuel square joker/spare trousers"

christ iunno what kind of complex I have but absolutely nothing infuriates me more than getting talked over and yet it seems to happen CONSTANTLY