@engineerjulia @pataphysicker a cop sees the plural designator on my driver's license. he shoots me on the spot.

the nintendo switch 3 has an exclusive tracfone partnership. the minutes do not do anything important, but they get you the opposite of switch online.

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the nintendo switch 3 has an rs232 port that doesn't do anything.

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the nintendo switch 3 was produced by steven sondheim. he didn't like it, but he's dead now.

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the nintendo switch 3 can be purchased with any coupon, even subway.

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the nintendo switch 3 can fit a nes cartridge in it. it doesn't do anything, but it feels really good. for the switch.

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the nintendo switch 3 will have cylindrical cartridges, that come in different flavors. like matcha, and sweat.

It would be so easy! I could snap my gray smudgy fingers RIGHT NOW, and make you read all the troll romance exposition segments all over again, BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK.

i watched frances ha and it was every single anxiety about my life condensed into 85 minutes. i feel sick and i want to explode into 10 kphjillion pieces. not the ideal movie to watch when you're about to go into debt for your master's

type of guy who tells you to call it “in art res” instead

Hi everyone, we're almost done with this apartment move but there's still a lot of time-sensitive costs to pay before I either get paid this month or get my old deposit back (namely furniture moving costs and transfer fees/initial upfront utility bills on top of commute/grocery costs).

Looking like we need £650 more before we're fully in the clear. Please signal boost, and if there's anything you can contribute no matter how minor, it would certainly go a long way.

paypal.me/photonic

i keep getting ungodly tired in the middle of the day and have to lie down for like an hour. what's up with that

would you guys be mad if i skullcracked you? would you guys be mad if you could not prevent damage or gain life this turn? would you be mad if you lost 3 life?

shalom aleichem ☕
zionism will fall
palestine will be free 🕊️

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