ageplaying to win @turntechcatfish@shrike.club

"most ambitious crossover event in history" my ass

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im just posting this trill to look at my weed emoji

stabs mandatory

when liberals insist you have to vote this is actually what they mean. poll

i love catboys

the game ended with jaylen hotdogfingers still on the shelled one's team.

holy shit

many teams, one league

i really wish blaseball wasnt so consistently straining under the weight of all the people trying to experience it at once

eight stars?

which team do i root fur to hang out with jocks

shopping around blaseball fanblases which team is most pawpulated by folks that just wanna crack open a cold one and kick back with a game on

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LET ME RECOUNT THE TALE OF THE JOURNEY OF INFURMATION I JUST EXPERIENCED

DETROIT PISTONS C/PF THON MAKER HAS A BROTHER, NAMED MAKER MAKER

MAKER MAKER HAS SIGNED WITH A SOCCER TEAM IN THE SPANISH THIRD DIVISION

THE TEAM IS "FLAT EARTH FC," A FOOTBALL CLUB PROMOTING THE FLAT EARTH CONSPIRACY

I INTENDED TO MAKE A JOKE ABOUT THEM FIGHTING THE GLOBETROTTERS

BEFORE DISCOVERING THIS COMPLETELY FUCKING BONKERS LIST OF HONORARY HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS

AND MEOW I NEED TO LIE DOWN ON THE FLOOR

APAWLOGIES BUT I AM ABOUT TO OCCUPY SIGNIFICANT REAL ESTATE ON YOUR SHRIKE.CLUB TIMELINE

dealing with wrist/arm pain limits how much i can do any of the shit i usually do throughout the day, including and especially typing, so im in like this fucked up mode of "gotta find something to occupy myself with so i dont succumb daily to the temptation to wake up and immediately get stoned and do nothing all day"