eric adams: [holding up oversized clown shoes] this- this is not what students bring to school. these are trained professionals. [holding up flower that squirts water when you squeeze it] possible hezbollah affiliates. i saw a gnome in my basement last night

@Griever maybe i can actually exist this summer outside of being too tired to enjoy it lol

Just got an email that i might not have overtime in june... Thats so much potential stress i will Not be having...

Ngl dawntrail cant come soon enough bc i forgot how much i actually do enjoy questing in ffxiv. Sure some quests feel annoyingly paced with the "talk to this person here, start cutscene, talk to someone else to continue the cutscene in another location" thing but im enjoying doing the culinarian job quests so slowly. Suddenly much more motivated to start up a ton of sidequests to not turn in until i can get the viper exp

I love having a running joke for my warrior of light where he's a big slut but he flirts the hardest with Urianger who has not and will never reciprocate the flirting outside of the occasional one liner, and therefore it's become a game

I feel normal today, i was so cranky yesterday for no reason

Okay i needed this lol ive been extremely angry at people this week but i started doing my culinarian job quests and gathering everything for them myself, safe to say i need a break from pvp (also driving. Fuck commuting back and forth to work..but i have to)

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Made a new account just to get a look, username is xetrae

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Gathering in ffxiv can be relaxing honestly. Thats actually something i love about this game, when you need a break from one thing you can just do something else

45 seconds left and i put in a bid for a ffxiv house lol it would be very funny if i get it. I probably wont tho theres 5 other entries

Had a very rare cursed day in roulettes today, i think tomorrow after work i will play... A different video game.. ideally something chill tbh

Whats with the surge in neopets lately did something happen?

Running into a mutual’s sona on e621 is very funny. “Oh, hello there. Looks like you’re having a good time. Well, see you around”

Also n. sanguinea's pitcher is opening up, when i get home it might be fully open... It still needs some color and its growing really well so i wont forcefeed it

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I forcefed the cephalotus yesterday in hopes that it will actually start opening up more. Hoping i didnt accidentally fuck it up lol

NYC employee sensitivity training 

I have to do the annual sensitivity training modules again at work, it hasnt changed but its funny to me that nyc's idea of a progressive sexual harassment module includes having a scenario where a woman is catcalling other women

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