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Ive walked more the past 3 days than i have in over a year i think lol

Im bringing a bottle of mezcal back and im gonna use it to make some great sauces...

Didn't factor in timezones when thinking we'd be on the flight during the eclipse, turns out... Probably not

so, statistically, there's gonna be at least one person who 1. doesn't know the eclipse is happening, and 2. will be driving in the totality today. what do you think that person's day is going to be like

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Trying out this mezcal and my first reaction is "mmm this is barbeque sauce"

At the resort:

Oh look at those doves, they look like theyre kissing :) so cute

20 seconds later: ah, now theyre fucking

homestuck is hyena coded. women are in charge and violent, men are weak weenies, dead kids.

bro stroking his sword while lamenting the social realities 😂

New York City should not get earthquakes. Now they’re gonna be like “only in New York baby” about it. “Greatest city in the world, felt an earthquake while going to the topanga for my chomped cheese”

Earthquake in an area that almost never gets them strong enough to shut down the airport right after we left... Eclipse on the flight home... Interesting travel

Oh im so glad i got a lyft and didn't drive to the airport, this place sucks to drive in lol

If you havent changed the password your router came with and this happens to be yours.. change it now i guess lol

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Are we talking about old passwords? 8V8MF3G8Z673L2H6 was the password that came with the router in my parents house and i memorized it bc no one fucking bothered to learn how to set up their own devices

Im feeling surprisingly good despite my sleep deprivation, i say after it took me a solid 40 seconds to respond to a basic question

Ngl getting into plants feels right for me because i can obsess over them for brief periods, forget about them once theyre "routine", then months later become wildly interested in them again.

I suspect i have unmedicated adhd

Took the homestuck.net classpect quiz and im ignoring the aspect but i got fucking bard again

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