"So Dash, if you approach with less force from the *right angle,* you can demolish this place AND conserve energy!
>twilight i know ur horny 4 math but i have adhd & if i dont use this much energy going nyoom i'lll break into ur library & not fall asleep until 7am. Also was that a pun. Let go of my tail b4 i bend ur horn at a right angle
"U KNOW WHAT A RIGHT ANGLE IS!!!! U PAID ATTENTION TO MY LECTURE :D"
>Its applicable to flying and homework. I know how to turn fast AND cut corners. now leggo
https://youtu.be/cu95VByJoGg
Twilight's Grimace. The face to face personalspace invading talking. Trixie's dramatics and wink. Twilight using magic again for petty shit. and the silverware scultpure. stupid horses. perfection.
@serketsecrets please help I am not immune to adidas twiset https://www.deviantart.com/imafutureguitarhero/art/SFM-MLP-Come-Here-You-832597839
What the fuck did you just say about 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔾𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥 𝕒𝕟𝕕 ℙ𝕠𝕨𝕖𝕣𝕗𝕦𝕝 𝕋𝕣𝕚𝕩𝕚𝕖, you little bitch? Trixie’ll have you know she’s the Number One Dropout from Celestia’s School for Gifted Unicorns, been involved in numerous shows across Equestria, and has over 300 confirmed appearances. She is trained in Griffin Warfare and is the top demolitionist in the Performers Blacklist. You are nothing to Trixie but just another targeted audience. She will dazzle you the fuck out with precision the likes of which have-
Twilight enjoys burgers the same way Artoria Alter does send trill
FAGGOTDASH MY BELOVED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMtE9kMJBN0
Lov that even after her Redemption™ Sunset never stops being angy and is also super gay about it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRsRVPU2GeE
HEHEE EVIL TWILIGHT https://twitter.com/_rainaru/status/1324263053018329248
my beloved stupid purplesmart https://twitter.com/jficbcPCR6eYujO/status/1566466930537402368
>:3c
https://twitter.com/jficbcPCR6eYujO/status/1539551677002715137
https://twitter.com/Fyre_flye/status/1613367642315980800 FIFTEEN???! I refuse to believe that twilight is not a tired college student. possibly postgrad. also dash drinks and flies
SOMEONE MADE LEGO DASHJAR
https://www.bricklink.com/v3/studio/design.page?idModel=304666
HEHEHEEE https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/chimchiri/710355190934568960
https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/chimchiri/713792970992877568 also Trixie's making the face here I love it
https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/chimchiri/707277072179101696 also the way they draw Dash too hello???? <3
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1K_yFDfSh5o they really just sat there in silence for over two hours in a noir interrogation staring contest being dramatic bitches until rarity pulled out the makeup which finally made trixie fold the way she decided she didn't have the patience for a third voicetraining session. lov these stupid horses
ok i have to post this unlocked now so if you dont like the word faggot on ur timeline u should probably just mute it. anyway mindless self indulgence and rainbow dash my beloved. faggotdash. the world must know. 🌈 ⚡ ❤️
i found this on my harddrive and have no idea where its originally downloaded from so please lmk if u find the editor but it lives in my brain now <3 i am in stupidhorse hell and love this so much its so dumb and well edited
GUYS I FOUND THE SOURCE OF FAGGOTDASH AGAIN AND ITS MY FAVORITE THING EVER
https://youtu.be/SpqsAg8aP7M?t=396 ❤️
@KC I always saw them as being late teens / early 20's given most of them held jobs or responsibilities. Twilight came off as a socially awkward grad student in S1.
@SaftyKuma LMAO YA EXACTLY
@KC I mean, Rarity is a business owner from the beginning of the show. That doesn't scream teenager to me.
@KC i would simply congratulate her on her healthy appetite
@mostportem Trixie: I'm so hungry
Rarity: H..How Hungry...
@KC yes.. Yes... the RAVENOUS AND CANNIBALISING TRIXIE
@KC FAGGOTDASH IS NOW OPEN TO THE PEOPLE, REJOICE
@KC how did I not see this sooner!
@flutteringEpaulette WELL NOW U HAVE ❤️ REJOICE
@KC me
can't believe Celestias solution to meltdowns is timeout for 1000 years. No wonder autistic purplesmart was so afraid of being sent back to magic kindergarten™