Rainbow Dash finds some strands of her mane turning white and starts screaming because she thinks she'll legally have to change her name to something like Monochrome Dash and become a straight ally
"So Dash, if you approach with less force from the *right angle,* you can demolish this place AND conserve energy!
>twilight i know ur horny 4 math but i have adhd & if i dont use this much energy going nyoom i'lll break into ur library & not fall asleep until 7am. Also was that a pun. Let go of my tail b4 i bend ur horn at a right angle
"U KNOW WHAT A RIGHT ANGLE IS!!!! U PAID ATTENTION TO MY LECTURE :D"
>Its applicable to flying and homework. I know how to turn fast AND cut corners. now leggo
https://youtu.be/cu95VByJoGg
Twilight's Grimace. The face to face personalspace invading talking. Trixie's dramatics and wink. Twilight using magic again for petty shit. and the silverware scultpure. stupid horses. perfection.
@serketsecrets please help I am not immune to adidas twiset https://www.deviantart.com/imafutureguitarhero/art/SFM-MLP-Come-Here-You-832597839
What the fuck did you just say about 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔾𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥 𝕒𝕟𝕕 ℙ𝕠𝕨𝕖𝕣𝕗𝕦𝕝 𝕋𝕣𝕚𝕩𝕚𝕖, you little bitch? Trixie’ll have you know she’s the Number One Dropout from Celestia’s School for Gifted Unicorns, been involved in numerous shows across Equestria, and has over 300 confirmed appearances. She is trained in Griffin Warfare and is the top demolitionist in the Performers Blacklist. You are nothing to Trixie but just another targeted audience. She will dazzle you the fuck out with precision the likes of which have-
@KC this is cute
@KC RIGHT??
@KC honestly, hell yeah
@BestGirlGrace THE ONE AND ONLY. I lov her
@KC she's so good. love this gay horse
@KC i forgot about this and laughing about implicitly bisexual sunset all over again
@BestGirlGrace there is one queer in all of mlp and it's sunset shimmer. with her motorcycle and baconhair leatherdyke rage. she stays in humanland because that jacket is illegal in equestria. I like that one moment where she talks to flash and he looks absolutely terrified of her. then she goes off to affectionately punch scitwi. love wins.
@KC I love that flash sentry's whole thing is to show up as Twilight's assigned love interest and set of kind of a love triangle thing with Sunset, but then Sunset and Twilight fall in love and neither of them care about Flash
@KC i want you to know that while we were doing horse truck we got to the scene of the cutie mark crusaders sucking the colors out of the rainbow and i thought of you and said "Cutie mark crusaders homophobes yeah!"
@BestGirlGrace OMG LMAOOOO
love.... wins? It defeated the CMC at the end of the day. Love wins.
Twilight teleportspams when she's anxious both to pace around and to experience those sweet milliseconds of nothingness before she reforms from the void