dear princess celestia: we all know you're useless every time the town gets attacked but like. can you die? wanna test that?

- your student, twilight sparkle

I can't believe pinkiepies parents canonically held a shotgun wedding because of weird al

Rainbow Dash finds some strands of her mane turning white and starts screaming because she thinks she'll legally have to change her name to something like Monochrome Dash and become a straight ally

Twilight teleportspams when she's anxious both to pace around and to experience those sweet milliseconds of nothingness before she reforms from the void

Sunset stays in humanland because wearing leather is illegal in equestria

SDFJLSFJ SUNSET.... WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

"So Dash, if you approach with less force from the *right angle,* you can demolish this place AND conserve energy!
>twilight i know ur horny 4 math but i have adhd & if i dont use this much energy going nyoom i'lll break into ur library & not fall asleep until 7am. Also was that a pun. Let go of my tail b4 i bend ur horn at a right angle
"U KNOW WHAT A RIGHT ANGLE IS!!!! U PAID ATTENTION TO MY LECTURE :D"
>Its applicable to flying and homework. I know how to turn fast AND cut corners. now leggo

still thinking about "Twilight Sparkle, Female Twink"

everyone is two friendships away from joining the ponyville polycule

That time Sunset paused before calling Trixie a bitch to call her a blowhard instead

The only creature who can have illegal fireworks and gender reveal parties is the great and powerful Trixie. She also holds gender conceal parties. Trans ponies can commit arson. As a treat.
The question tho is how does she store that many explosives in that wagon

She's so. Trixie. Lov her

Twilight Sparkle is bi which means she's gay for like every girl (especially if they're mean to her) and also mordecai

https://youtu.be/cu95VByJoGg
Twilight's Grimace. The face to face personalspace invading talking. Trixie's dramatics and wink. Twilight using magic again for petty shit. and the silverware scultpure. stupid horses. perfection.