dear princess celestia: we all know you're useless every time the town gets attacked but like. can you die? wanna test that?
- your student, twilight sparkle
I can't believe pinkiepies parents canonically held a shotgun wedding because of weird al
Rainbow Dash finds some strands of her mane turning white and starts screaming because she thinks she'll legally have to change her name to something like Monochrome Dash and become a straight ally
Twilight teleportspams when she's anxious both to pace around and to experience those sweet milliseconds of nothingness before she reforms from the void
Sunset stays in humanland because wearing leather is illegal in equestria
"So Dash, if you approach with less force from the *right angle,* you can demolish this place AND conserve energy!
>twilight i know ur horny 4 math but i have adhd & if i dont use this much energy going nyoom i'lll break into ur library & not fall asleep until 7am. Also was that a pun. Let go of my tail b4 i bend ur horn at a right angle
"U KNOW WHAT A RIGHT ANGLE IS!!!! U PAID ATTENTION TO MY LECTURE :D"
>Its applicable to flying and homework. I know how to turn fast AND cut corners. now leggo
still thinking about "Twilight Sparkle, Female Twink"
everyone is two friendships away from joining the ponyville polycule
That time Sunset paused before calling Trixie a bitch to call her a blowhard instead
The only creature who can have illegal fireworks and gender reveal parties is the great and powerful Trixie. She also holds gender conceal parties. Trans ponies can commit arson. As a treat.
The question tho is how does she store that many explosives in that wagon
can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are shooting stars
Twilight Sparkle is bi which means she's gay for like every girl (especially if they're mean to her) and also mordecai
https://youtu.be/cu95VByJoGg
Twilight's Grimace. The face to face personalspace invading talking. Trixie's dramatics and wink. Twilight using magic again for petty shit. and the silverware scultpure. stupid horses. perfection.
@serketsecrets please help I am not immune to adidas twiset https://www.deviantart.com/imafutureguitarhero/art/SFM-MLP-Come-Here-You-832597839
A leatherdyke (bi), a female twink (fag), and a pup (no like actually just a dog this time) walk into a bar,
I like the idea that Trixie dropped out of Celestias school ( it's canon she went there) and was even in some of Twilight's classes but Twilight never noticed because she was too busy being an antisocial nerd at the time
then some time later it's like WHAT. YOU. LIBRARY NERD. SPARKLE?!
What the fuck did you just say about 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔾𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥 𝕒𝕟𝕕 ℙ𝕠𝕨𝕖𝕣𝕗𝕦𝕝 𝕋𝕣𝕚𝕩𝕚𝕖, you little bitch? Trixie’ll have you know she’s the Number One Dropout from Celestia’s School for Gifted Unicorns, been involved in numerous shows across Equestria, and has over 300 confirmed appearances. She is trained in Griffin Warfare and is the top demolitionist in the Performers Blacklist. You are nothing to Trixie but just another targeted audience. She will dazzle you the fuck out with precision the likes of which have-
While everyone was being racist about Zecora they failed to realize that Fluttershy does all the stuff Pinkie made up.
motherfucker in the woods is capable of putting creatures in stare trances and has probably drank Dash's blood at least twice
Rarity killed Fluttershys alters by firing them jdkdjkdkfld
They had to bring in Starlight after nerfing the other neurotic (affectionate) purple horse of getting pissed off and causing problems on purpose
Twilight enjoys burgers the same way Artoria Alter does send trill
can't believe Celestias solution to meltdowns is timeout for 1000 years. No wonder autistic purplesmart was so afraid of being sent back to magic kindergarten™
The only reason Twilight didn't become a villain is because she's too busy heroworshipping Celestia's dick but also she's the Youngest sibling instead of the Eldest or an onlychild.
If she was the eldest it would be Over.
Trixie went to law school. it may have only been three days, but the fact remains that she got in, and went to law school.
I can't believe they never showed us Rarity's Emergency Edible Boots
FAGGOTDASH MY BELOVED 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMtE9kMJBN0
im obsessed with this pipe.
she's so shaped... https://c3po.tumblr.com/post/123196762155
