36¢ Platypus Postage Stamp @KC@shrike.club

I'm feeling glamorous. and pineappamorous. Welcome to the cult of. Im a Platypus 🍍

Our job is doormats, she said.
Take lying down,
Smiling in welcome as we let the rest in

The usual fare-
Lest we be dead as them.

Softened by tapdance
But wax off your hardness,
The stonefaced surface is
A played pitter-patter of showmanship sin

The lights must go on!
The show under halo!
Cacophony measured
In curt, tattered smiles

Bloodlust Curtailed
Riding on Coattails
The start to say 'No',
but removed at the rest

I'm lying.

And am simply

DormaNt

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#Platypineappoetry

@julianorza OH?? YEAH?? YOU WANNA FUCKIGN GO, JULIA? YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT THIS POST IS ABOUT??? WELL. YOU PROBABLY ALREADY DO BECAUSE IM BEING EVIL, AND YOU HAVE EXCELLENT TASTE. WE VIBE ON RAAAFERAL AND FIGHTING AND YOU HAVE GALAXYBRAIN INSIGHT ON EVERYTHING FROM THE WORLD (WHICH IM GOING TO TAKE OVER) TO NARRATIVES AND THE CONTROL:DISASTERGIRL CONTINUUM. YOU'RE V COOL & IM NOT GOING TO FINISH THE REST OF THIS MSG BECAUSE MEET ME IN THE FUCKING PIT I HAVE A SWORD FOR EVERYONE. INCLUDING U. RAAA

@Paravellex HOW DARE YOU RIP MY KOKORO OUT WITH YOUR FICS. YOU'VE GOT THIS ACTION/INTROSPECTION CHOP GOING ON AND UGHHHHHHH POWERVELLEX. I ALSO ENJOYED PLAYING GAMES WITH YOU ON JACKBOX, YOU'RE ALSO RLY FUNNY??? WOW. WHAT A WAY WITH WORDS. AND NOT JUST THE TYPEWRITTEN ONES ONES, YOU HAVE A GR8 VOICE. LETS TALK MORE WITH OUR CREATIVE VOICES TO RIP OUT OTHER PEOPLE'S KOKOROS AS WELL. BECAUSE IM EVIL.

@vriskommunism IF I BURN UP FROM YOUR HOT BEATZ I HOPE IT LEAVES ASHLYNNS. YOUR MUSIC HAS THIS HEAVYSMOOTH WAVER WITH OCCASIONAL CRONCH AND ABSOLUTELY SLAPS. IDK IF THAT MAKES SENSE BUT. I LOV IT. WE HAVENT TALKED MUCH EITHER BUT SOMEDAY I WILL MAKE A MEEMRAP FOR U SO WE CAN VIBE.... MUSICALLY.
NEFARIOUS MACHINATIONS ARE THE BEST, YOU HAVE A GREAT EAR FOR THE SOUND OF MADNESS. LEAD ONE OF THE EVIL CHARGES AND LET EM KNOW WE'RE COMING TO RAISE HELL

@SophiaSurname SOPHIA YOU ABSOLUTE CHAD. YOUR POETRY IS SOPHOWERFUL. RANGING FROM HEARTWRENCHING TO HILARIOUS, I RLY ENJOY READING IT. AND TALKING WITH YOU! HEART EYES, MOTHERFUCKER. DONT LET YOUR MEEMS STAY DREAMS. ...EVEN IF THEY DO, IT'S TOO LATE ACTUALLY BECAUSE I MADE THEM COMICS. HAHAHAA
MAYHAPS YOURE EVEN ANOTHER TYPE OF MEMETIC MONOTREME... AN ECHIDNA...

ANYWAY IM DEALING D... BOOTYSHORTS. AMONG OTHER THINGS. AND YOURE KINGPIN OF THE OPERATION. ENJOY THIS STASH OF EVIL ITEMS (MEEMS)

@skyplayer LUNA! WE HAVENT TALKED MUCH BUT I LOVED SEEING YOUR WORK IN THE PGENZINE. THE 3D STUFF IS REALLY COOL AND WE ALL KNOW YOU AIN'T PLAYIN. BUT WHEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE AND THERE'S SOME PLATYPI, THAT'S A-FRIENDSHIP. THE SKYS THE LIMIT AND WE SHOULD MEEM TOGETHER SOMETIME.
*COCKS GUN*
THE MOONS HAUNTED AND ITS ACTUALLY US.

@Fuefos A JUNE OF ALL TRADES... SOMETIMES SOME OF THE FRIENDS ARE WITH THE TREASURES THEY MADE ALONG THE WAY... FROM UR PLANTPOSTS TO BUILDLOGS, THEY'RE ALL SUPER INPERBESTING AND INSIGHTFUL! U HAVE P COOL VIBE AND IT'S LIKE JAZZ FOR UR SOUL. DAMN. GLAD WE CRAFTED A FRIENDSHIP WHEN YOU CAME OUT OF THE WOODWORKS. :D DO YOU WANNA TRY OUT THIS CATAPULT I MADE. WE CAN USE IT TO LAY SIEGE AND IT'LL BE EVEN COOLER WITH YOUR SKILLFUL EVIL IMPROVEMENTS.

@heroboof@fandom.ink OH WYRM? PLATYPERMISSION TO JOIN GRANTED!!! WYRM YOURE VERY COOL AND I LOV UR ART?? YOUVE GOT THESE ROUNDED LINES THAT ARE SHAPED LIKE A FRIEND BUT HOLD SUCH *WEIGHT* TO THEM THAT YOU CAN WORK WITH ANY MOOD AND SEQUENTIALS THAT SLAP. ALSO THANK U FOR INTRODUCING ME TO BARDCORE, U FUNKY GUMMY LIL WYRM. I HAVE A PERIOD ACCURATE THRONE TO MONOLOGUE ON, FEEL FREE TO USE IT

@arterubey '???' MORE LIKE '!!!' ARTEMIS!!! THE DOOMKITTEN TO MY RAAAFERAL CAPTAIN PLATRA. SOMETIMES CHEKOVS GUN CAN BE THE MEME REQUEST THREAD ON A PAIZO FORUM THAT DIDN'T GET FILLED UNTIL 6 YEARS LATER.. NOW WITH EXTRA <3. I DONT KNOW WHERE THE PLOTLINE WILL TAKE US NEXT BUT I'M SURE IT WILL BE JUST AS EPIC AS YOUR WRITING. YOURE SO CUTE AND CLEVER AND I LOV U, THE CARD OF MY HEART. HEHEE. NOW HELP ME DROP A FOOL INTO THIS PIT OF LAVA ALONG WITH THIS DECK FOR THE ULTIMATE 52+1PICKUP

HAHAHAHA... WELCOME TO THE PLATCAVE. YOU FOOLS!!! THOU HAST ACTIVATED MY PLAT CARD AND THE NEFARIOUS MONOTREME MACHINATIONS SHALL COMMENCE. THE EVIL PLATYPLOT OF THE DAY IS......... TAGGING YOU IN THIS POST IN ALL CAPS. WHILE I THROW THESE THINGS AT YALL. 🍍 ❤️ ✨

That was the evil platyplan... to give u a meem ✨

https://twitter.com/Distealart/status/1332004609578004480?s=20