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yes, and you call it his "dark" materials despite the fact the compass is obviously golden don't @ me i haven't read the books

one of the best career moves i ever made was learning how to double jump

para fact: i am lebesgue integrable, but not riemann integrable

homestuck, nsfw ment 

this is the best fic comment i've received

went through and removed a bunch of followers. nothing personal against any of you, but i've decided i want my mastodon to be a little more private

hollow knight spoilers 

nothing else i do will ever top figuring out how to save myla. i have peaked

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someone emailed the entire math department with the subject line "EARTH’S ENTIRE DEFINITION OF “MATH” AND “PHYSICS” IS ENTIRELY WRONG," and message body "TO THE EXTENT THAT EVEN THE NUMBER “8” IS NOT WHAT EARTH TEACHES AT ALL!"

if i follow you but you don't follow me then i'm intimidated by u

have no idea what's happening but i feel these posts are important somehow

surprisingly i am not getting fired. the code i wrote was actually expected to crash it even more quickly

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i accidentally crashed the 30th most powerful supercomputer in the world. how is your day going today

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