beautiful #men @abraxas@shrike.club

took a jump and shaved my side burns because I wanted to see if id like my face more w/o them I think the haircut might look cuter. Worst case scenario theyll grow back. But Ive also had them for like 5 years. So you know, a jump

he'd treat me like a Prince AND id get to be a vampire

I watched the season before last season of what we do in the shadows. Nothing before. Missed last season too. But I'm watching one episode of this one so far and the only thing I have to tell you is that I want to suck off and marry Lazlo. He'd treat me great

And right as I type this, the Dodgers scoop me up for a 1 year 3 million dollar deal. Okay

He is not on a team. the season has been going for a month. This is, admittedly, because he signed with Boston, and I said no, because I hate boston

Serac begins the season injured with a left foot fracture as a result of, apparently, a bicycle accident

Buddy Im fucking talking

And now, my player, the poor abused Jays ace who has never even sniffed the playoffs, is a free agent.

1983 end of season check in

AL MVP: Wade Boggs (RIP x2) (Jacob 3rd)
NL MVP: @Saint_Dionysus (Quiet 2nd)

AL Cy: @kate (Valerie 2nd) (again!)
NL Cy: Mario Soto (Robman 2nd)

AL RoTY: Kevin McReynolds
NL RoTY: Cal Ripken Jr. (A Dodger!)

Gold Gloves: Kate, Bumblebee Barrios, Jacob, Jett, Quiet, Nico, Donna

Silver Sluggers: Dia, Quiet, Nico

Playoff check-in: The Texas Rangers claw their way back from a 2 loss hole to take the 1983 world series! Both Dell'Abate starts were Ws.

1983 All Star Break Check In

Your 1983 all star shrikes are:

(Starters) Lucretia, Quiet, Nico, Jacob

(Secondary) Juniper, Donna, Secily, Valerie, Giuseppe, Wilson Beef, Bumblebee Barrios, Rory

1983 draft. The Mariners drafted Buhner! Now the yankees cant trade him away

No longer on the trading block. Still available, if the Jays bomb ill probably get traded in the 80's equivalent of the Soto trade. Anyways. All players on the cusp of the 1983 season

IM ON THE TRADING BLOCK?

The rest are pre-arb or in arbitration with no contract. Most notable of these is my player, with 2 million in arbitration salary, and absolutely no contract. The Jays have fucked this guy, and he hates them for it. Hes going to free agency

Contract check in!

The following Shrikes have signed contracts:

Arte w the Cubs, 8 years / 12.8 mil

Vriska w the Brewers, 8 / 13.9 mil

Donna w the Padres, 8 / 12 mil

Quiet w the Giants, 8 / 11 mil

Nico w the Braves, 8 / 13 mil

triumph w the Dodgers, 6 / 11 mil

KC, w the Braves. 8 / 12 mil

Giuseppe, w the Rangers. 7 / 9.3 mil

Lup, w the White Sox, 4 / 2.3 mil

Top 5 shrikes by WAR in 1982:

1: @nowionlywantatriumph 10.8 WAR, 239 IP, 313 Ks, 11.8 K/9, 2.11 ERA, 1.84 FIP

2: @quiet 9.6 WAR .328/.384/.582 162 OPS+

3: @ArtemisRubey 9.2 war .338/.455/.472 154 OPS+

4: @kate 9.2 WAR, 285 IP, 342 Ks, 10.8 K/9, 2.78 ERA, 2.61 FIP

5: @vriskazone .327/.390/.595 170 OPS+

1982 end of season check in

AL MVP: Wade Boggs (RIP) (Vriska 2nd, Jacob 3rd)
NL MVP: @quiet (Nico 2nd)

AL Cy: @kate (Valerie 2nd)
NL Cy: Mario Soto

AL RoTY: Kevin McReynolds
NL RoTY: Cal Ripken Jr. (A Dodger!)

Gold Gloves: Lucretia, Quiet, Nico, Donna

Silver Sluggers: Vriska, Quiet, Nico, Arte

Playoff check-in: the San Francisco Giants take the World Series in 7 games thanks in part to a heroic performance by young superstar Quiet Trillbeast, NL Championship Series MVP and now champion of the world. The first shrike to catch a ring

THHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEJYAAAANKEEES LOSE