Pair O' Guttersnipes @gutters0451@shrike.club

i havent eaten yet today. whoops. oughta go fix that

mr blum. steve. can i call ya steve? i signed up to watch that hour long free seminar of yours about voice acting cause i was curious what you had to say

ABOUT GETTING STARTED IN VOICE ACTING

not to join a CULT

i should finish my Sir Duke edit of adding stevie's lyrics back in to patricia taxxon's remix sometime

i know too many warrior-poets. ive accidentally respecced my social circle to where instead of 100% Dorks (/affectionate) its now like 20% Dork, 10% Starving Artist, 10% Bougie Bitch, 60% Warrior-Poet. need to rebalance those scales into an even 32% for dork, artist, and warriorpoet and just the remaining 4% for the rich fucks

you aint allowed to master intellectual And martial pursuits meanwhile im over here struggling to fit just sound art into my schedule. where do you bitches find the time.

"pretty boy's a toe taster" is a sentence i just said about my cat cleaning his paws but out of context it sounds like someone being homophobic and intimidating to a foot fetishist twink

time to disappoint like a solid dozen people

(its casting time for four different roles across two different projects)

@engineerjulia maybe? but frankly i think figuring out how to describe my frustrations would be just as irritating as just powering through it. plus im not so much hitting actual RoadblocksTM as much as i am just being worn down by frustration and tedium. but ill keep you in mind if i actually do hit a big issue. thank u

trying to incorporate a midi element into some sfx im making has me like. i want to peel my face off like in poltergeist.

i think Behind The Bastards and Respect The Dead should collab at some point. i dont keep up with either podcast nearly as much as i should but i think it would be funny. i think theyd make each other worse.

@nowionlywantatriumph if you try to put one more interest on my plate when im already this goddamn busy i will go out so steaming mad that my footsteps alone will spark a brushfire the likes of which the contiguous united states has never seen

i always know when baseball is happening because everyone on my mastodon timeline starts saying names i dont recognize in all caps

ive been irritable all day for no reason. can someone be a bitch to me and give me a reason. this is earnest. i think it would fix me.

watching the first tobey macguire spiderman and uh. peter was right the entire opening. uncle ben lectured him for "beating up" flash, but he dodged 10 times and struck once. ben was wrong to lecture him there.

he lets the criminal escape after robbing the venue, but the venue robbed him

he then didn't kill but didn't save the man who murdered his uncle in cold blood.

there is no material to spark guilt here. peters, like. fine. every event here in the setup for his moral quandary is a-okay

@SophiaSurname @junebug @paulsrockinmastodon I WAS USING THR TERM POETRY AS A SUMPLE STANDIN FOR FLOWERY LANGUAGE AND YOU KNOW THA5

@SophiaSurname @junebug @paulsrockinmastodon i have a dark and grim history of talkin all scholarlous as a general standardized mannerism and hoo boy was it just the absolute pits. i used to correct peoples spelling in internet comments. id reply to shit like "Ahem. I think you meant "*it's*". i refuse to go back there. you cant fucking make me you rat fuck

@SophiaSurname @junebug @paulsrockinmastodon for many, sure. but i prefer to keep my thesaurus'd up noggin leashed and chained and bound and gagged in all circumstances save for the bit lest i come off as pretentious