Pair O' Guttersnipes @gutters0451@shrike.club

watching the first tobey macguire spiderman and uh. peter was right the entire opening. uncle ben lectured him for "beating up" flash, but he dodged 10 times and struck once. ben was wrong to lecture him there.

he lets the criminal escape after robbing the venue, but the venue robbed him

he then didn't kill but didn't save the man who murdered his uncle in cold blood.

there is no material to spark guilt here. peters, like. fine. every event here in the setup for his moral quandary is a-okay

i keep seeing people call this dude a serial killer and a batman villain but i just see a dude on break trying to get someone with ulterior motives to fuck off and let him go back to whatever he was listening to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pAhjC9Z1tU

hey tbh this dude was being totally normal. if a random dude with a camera came up to me and asked what i do for a living, and i worked that kind of job, id assume one of two things

1. random internet clout chaser harassing me on the street for views

2. peta person looking to get all weird and aggressive over me working in meat prep

and a reasonable response to both of those is to act as offputting and creepy as possible to get them to fuck off.

Cher Wolfsrain looks like if a 38 year old Misa Deathnote kinned Kiryu Likeadragon

so pissed off. trying to track down an image / clip from Wolf's Rain to make a shitpost and due to search engines fucking collapsing, the VERY SPECIFIC SEARCH of "wolf's rain cher and quent bar scene" is instead getting me AI garbage on google images, pictures of an unrelated character in a spoiler design i havent seen yet, and on youtube "wolf's rain [character name] death"

im gonna scream. can you just show me cher drinking booze in the bar with the bounty hunter plEASE

i turned norman reedus into jesus

FUCK MASTODONS GIF HATRED MY JOKE KEEPS BEING BUTCHERED BY MASTODONS EVIL NATURES

nobody tells you this but the best dipping sauce is 7:1 buttermilk ranch:worchestersire sauce

taking bets, taking bets!

is he talking about

A: the racism (reasonable, but unlikely)

B: the driving conditions and dangerous roads (yeah ok just dont drive at night and drive slow if youre new but its not THAT bad)

C: the fauna (just flee if you smell cucumbers its not that hard)

D: the evil roving band of rapist cannibals with no teeth and no clothes that even some appalachians perpetuate urban legends about for some fucking reason (I WILL KILL YOU WITH THIRTY BRICKS YOU CLASSIST FUCK)

im kinda hot

i love the way speedrunners and the like talk, divorced from context

just saw the phrase "go beyond the limits of the octopus with an oob"

@telnaga drew me rantsonas

death stranding is really a game tailor made for me tbh. sometimes when im in traffic ill feel a sense of unity with the other drivers. we're all going the same direction <3 we are all destination bound on this day <3

and in death stranding theres literally a button to just. see if other players are nearby. you press select and sam shouts and if any players are in your vicinity you'll hear them shout back. its sweet. also if nobody IS there it makes you feel really alone and hollow so win/win

ive been sitting here trying to draft the sound of a Generic Instrument being tossed in the air, coming down spinning, and grabbed with tension for 50 minutes. you wanna know whats killing me? the sound of it coming down. ive been sitting here just blowing out three notes from my mouth looking irritated and confused trying to get the pacing right irl and furthermore trying to figure out why i CANT get it right on the TIMELINE >:O

hey. did you know? game design sfx is fucking hard when youre working with something abstract. im so fucking good at creating Grounded Diagesis with a stock library. i can tell a story with just stock sound effects. you can know the size of the room, what its made of, how many people, who they are, what they mean to each other, all with just use of a library

oh you want me to make a "Block" sound for your indie game where people use instruments?

hm. hrm. give me seven hours ill think of smth

that said i forgive wolf2 for its sins, because how can you hate anything that has ronald reagen say "i loved it mister hitler, super good" and then get magdumped by hitler who then proceeds to try and fail to piss in a bucket

i blame dishonored. what fucking FREAK BASTARD made right mouse button the standard for OFFHAND ITEM when your offhand in the game is the LEFT HAND???? agonizing. literally gives me an actual physical painful headache.

i keep thinking i should replay Wolfenstein 2 The New Colossus now that i have a pc that can run it well but then i remember that Fire Second Gun and Aim are the same keybind so on mouse and keyboard you either fire the lefthanded gun with the right mouse button or you aim with the left mouse button. hell on earth