harley @harley@shrike.club

also i work from home which is how im still holding the same job, if anyone's confused about timelines lol.

@kate @harley im out of the hole ! :)

supporters of my mental health will be happy to hear that i've been able to hold the same full-time job since 2022 and that i moved out of florida (worst state for trans rights) to springfield missouri (2nd worst state for trans rights) and im living independently in my apartment here as of november 2023, supporting me and my now ex-girlfriend (who is still unemployed so im actually a mom now).

as a kid i never thought i would wake up to even some days being OK, let alone most days pretty good.

broke up with my girlfriend of 1.5years a week before valentine's day and i've gotta say i wish we could have held out a little longer. i truly did feel like i found my soulmate at 18 but alas

@dog these people reminisce about the first time they understood the line of john wick (famous)

the hypersexual to scared frozen during sex pipeline is real

hey guys lebron here, welcome back to another basketball video.

me just coming on here to reply to some shit and act like its normal. like" oh hey harley. who the fuck are you. " and i dont even know how to answer that question. who am i...

@vriskazone in some ways it was a lets play

there was a story about some guy who could not see in 3D and then when he put on 3D glasses his brain had rewired and he saw everything the way you were supposed to. im 99% sure that it was a bullshit hoax story but sometimes i think i can only see in 2D and wonder what the difference would be, if there is such a thing as seeing 2D vs 3D.

ive got more of a daunting balls problem

my worst theory is that chatgpt responses come from harvested human brains with motor functions removed. its like how people thought deep blue was a real guy.

the monty hall problem might be right but this ted ed video is absolutely wrong and im surprised its still up. its someone who is trying to mindfuck themselves into making 0 equal to 1. https://youtu.be/cpwSGsb-rTs

@kate when i was 16 i was genuinely convinced that everyone was wrong because i hated the "imagine a million doors" thing. i was like, well theres not a million doors. there are three.

ate a whole bag of broccoli and it makes me feel like i did something good because all of the good broccoli substances are being absorbed by my body

@kate perfect. battling my film buff gf as we speak

@kate im trying to figure out what the hell this game is. it looks like competitive six degrees of kevin bacon and i cant find it anywhere.

@kate asteroid city was my beautiful princess movie that i enjoyed as a little treat for me

problematic cage gap which is when the space between the bars of my enclosure are just wide enough for me to escape

God damnit. (hittinf self in face) Stupid stupid stupid!!!!!