Jacob Shrike Roomba @kniferoomba@shrike.club

The most important skill is intentionally finding joy in things

how's it feel now motherfucker

playin strictly mono red homebrew that wins on turn 5. singlehandedly making lifegain a sour and disheartening experience in historic

Get stomped like a snomp
Lie down in the domp

seeds were invented by big plant to make more plants

the thing is that she could have. she could have thrown all of CHAZ under the bus, the media would've (conditionally) embraced her for it, i don't even think a lot of her base wouldve blamed her! CHAZ was a fucking mess, but that was due in no small part to the fact that everyone on all sides was lying & fearmongering about the zone 24/7. what i respect about sawant is that she sees *people*, and no amount of generalization or individual bad behavior changes the needs of the global working class

you know on further reflection, while i'm still skeptical of the efficacy of kshama sawant shifting towards a new national party movement, i feel like the fact that she got called slurs by (a couple) protesters in the middle of a speech at CHAZ and DIDN'T immediately denounce the entire movement & go on a book tour about it suggests that she might be more qualified for serious *messy* leftism than a hell of a lot of the other bozos kicking around this country

going to the studio in my Hope Player gear. telling anyone who asks that the symbol is a stylized uterus.

Customer: ENLIGHTENMENT
DMV: WOKE AS FUCK

Verdict: DENIED

OUT NOW with @mikaelthalen

EXCLUSIVE: U.S. airline accidentally exposes ‘No Fly List’ on unsecured server

https://www.dailydot.com/debug/no-fly-list-us-tsa-unprotected-server-commuteair/

+ my more technical and witty blog post

https://maia.crimew.gay/posts/how-to-hack-an-airline/

Customer: not always liked
DMV: hated

Verdict: DENIED

looks like this bank man.,... is fried

this guy rules he should be in congress forever

Customer: (not on record)
DMV: CYBER SEX

Verdict: ACCEPTED

ftx called its internal tool for stealing customer funds 'God Mode' lmao https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2023-01-18/slicing-cash-flows-for-better-ratings