Jacob Shrike Roomba @kniferoomba@shrike.club

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is it... fed just the reviews, without any information about the product itself? apparently i can ask questions about completely different stuff and it still answers

imagining something like a phone sex hotline that is just someone in a breathy voice rattling off the circa 2009 prices for stuff like burritos and houses.

I was noticing many weird, histrionic posts from the Apple blogs about an ex-employee being convicted of a federal crime - but always smearing the employee about worrying about Apple spying on him. Many posts also called it a "short trial." I got curious.

PACER showed a 21 month long trial, across two states, with over 180 docket entries. Motions to suppress evidence exposed the FBI illegally spied on the employee, illegally searched his property, & illegally arrested him -at referral of Apple.

How to Fix a Marriage After a Sexting Affair

renowned hauntologist, Yogi Berra

That first really beautiful day of the year in Seattle hits so hard. I was in Georgetown earlier just like “beautiful historic Georgetown, look at its majesty!”

it's momboa msunday! do not forget to jam out with your buds

reading about Jorodowski's Dune and apparently there was a scene in the early drafts where 2000 extras all shit at once on screen

Happy birthday to math 🥧

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