Jacob Shrike Roomba @kniferoomba@shrike.club

🚨URGENT: HOUSING NEEDED🚨

im looking for a room or bed in the northampton/holyoke, massachusetts area; im ready to move as soon as possible

i work as a barista and writer, and can pay $400 a month

#housing #noho #massachusetts #northampton

I love to be on the computer. When I was little I loved to be on the computer. So honestly I’m kind of pleased that I grew up and got to be on the computer every day — when I was 8 years old, in 2000, it seemed like it was not a sure thing that that would be the future for all of us, like maybe I’d have to be on a fax machine or landline telephone every day instead. I’m sorry if you don’t like the computer as much as I do, because now you have to be on it with me every day.

The penguin from people’s joker is one of the great grunglers in cinematic history

how do i explain to the new puppy my mom got that i don’t want a wet little freak climbing on me when i’m trying to read

Everyone is born in the wrong body. Except the adult baby guys, I guess. They were born in the right one, and it’s a tragedy for them they can’t go back.

i have never felt so targeted by an image

Just FYI

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gonna be real with you man if you suggest buying better hardware as a catch-all solution for software performance issues you will taste my zweihander

something i've never understood and haven't been able to find info on: cuba, vietnam, laos, china, and north korea are all one-party states, with the latter two having minor parties under the direction of the main party, but the wikipedia infoboxes say there are independents in the legislatures of all five states. who are these guys? how can you legislate in a one-party state without being in that party?