ITS SUNDAY AT THE MASTERS
https://shrike.club/@kate/112266898714736253
Nobody with any chance to win is teeing off until 11 but I’m watching anyway because
1. I am a sicko
2. How many more times are you gonna get to watch Tiger on Sunday at Augusta??
Actually buzzing with excitement for The Golf. I’m 60 years old.
Reminder, you can watch the finale today on masters.com. Just choose “broadcast” as your video option
I am eating a pimiento cheese sandwich and jalapeño chips. I have an Arnold Palmer on deck
@kate pimiento cheese owns
my first introduction to it was in a now-closed place in South Carolina that put it on a burger, and maybe it's cause of nostalgia but I think that's a better use of it than just having it on a sandwich (and that's a pretty damn good use for it on its own)
cursed pimento cheese knowledge
@nowionlywantatriumph @kate my old boss used to work at a cheese factory. he said that whenever they got a bad batch of cheese making milk that had slightly too many impurities or whatever, they'd put it in the pimento cheese pipe. the added mass of the pimentos would bring the overall level of impurities in the cheese back down to within FDA spec
cursed pimento cheese knowledge
@kniferoomba @kate plus it's not like it's hard to make! shredded cheddar, pimentos, and just enough mayo to keep it together (and a squirt of sriracha to keep the southerners on their toes)
