@tulips no :)
@kate yeah but none of those were at Augusta
@kate or to be even more blatant about ripping Jon Bois off, never count out touchdown Tiger
@kate you can’t count out the Eldrick Horror that awakens every April
eclipse thoughts
@callieroxy my experience seeing the 2017 eclipse (partial): “oh wow that’s crazy”
my experience seeing the 2024 eclipse (total): “we are but playthings of a cold, impartial universe”
@paulsrockinmastodon DreamWorks
@mostportem impossible
I don’t see a boot anywhere
@paulsrockinmastodon I mean
yeah
@kate this is when Fetterman goes independent
@Paravellex should I call the New York Times?
@kate guess we know what he got up to last all-star break
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