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just realized I missed this by two days

happy late five-year anniversary, everyone

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AVERAGE BEATLE SONG:

- ringo softly slops the drums perfectly
- george harrison steals a whole chord progression from a black guy with two dollars he saw once
- paul mccartney plays one note on the bass 200000 times
- john lennon says "ah biggy twiggy, won't you slock my wet bog roll" and then howls like a wolf

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honestly it is really fucking saying something that backyard baseball got to use actual MLB players for their game to the point you could stack your roster with your favorite real players from real teams, and everyone knew the best first pick was still Pablo fucking sanchez. Ken Griffey Jr? No u dipshit. Pablo all the way

godfeels discourse thought 

also, someone with: a) a notably strong opinion on silverbark in either direction, and also b) an incomplete knowledge of information about silverbark

should not be adapting godfeels into another medium? the ambiguity and grey space whale morality can’t translate as well if you have an axe to grind either way, especially if you’re writing or audiologizing without knowing the full story

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godfeels discourse thought 

Silverbark is the Vriska for Vriskas and Vriska likers

not sure how else I feel beyond that cause every chapter changes my stance as more information comes out

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After review, the ruling on the field stands. It's over

Wordle 205 6/6

1. 2nd wrong.
2. 2nd perfect. 1st & 4th wrong.
3. 2nd perfect. 3rd & 5th wrong.
4. 2nd perfect. 4th & 5th wrong.
5. 2nd perfect. 3rd wrong.
6. Won!

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STEELERS FUCKING IN LET'S FUCKING GO

IT TOOK UNTIL THE LITERAL LAST PLAY OF OVERTIME BUT LET'S FUCKING GO

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Wordle 204 X/6

1. 5th perfect. 1st wrong.
2. 2nd wrong.
3. 1st & 4th wrong.
4. 5th perfect. 2nd & 3rd wrong.
5. 1st, 2nd & 4th wrong.
6. 2nd, 3rd, 4th & 5th perfect.

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found a site that does insta-accessibility for these! wa11y.co/

I have no comments on the puzzle otherwise—I drew a blank the whole way through

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So it turns out that the committee spent a whole day debating the name for SCSI and its original designer *did* intend it to be pronounced "sexy" but fortunately that didn't happen

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GET SLIPPI: slippi.gg/
GET A MELEE ISO: vimm.net/vault/7818
GET REGISTERED: smash.gg/shrikemelee
GET GOOD: can’t help you with this one I’ve been playing this game for 20 years and still suck

inflation isn't real. how do we know this?

vowels have cost the exact same amount—$250—since 1983

Wordle 203 5/6

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homestuck 

Terezi Pyrope, The Homestuck Epilogues (2019) and Homestuck^2 (2020–)

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i didnt know what a pittsburgh toilet was im fucking dying

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Osteoporosis 😛👨‍🍳👨‍🍳👨‍🍳👨‍🍳👨‍🍳👨‍🍳👩‍🍳👨‍🍳👨‍🍳👨‍🍳👌

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I DIDN'T MEAN TO PUT TEN CHEF EMOTES? MY PHONE SAID THERE WAS ONLY ONE???

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Wordle 7055 X/6

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can’t believe I took the L on this one

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SHRIKE CLUB

ONLY CREATE ACCOUNT IF YOU PERSONALLY KNOW AN ADMINISTRATOR, AND IDENTIFY YOURSELF IN YOUR APPLICATION. YOU DO NOT NEED A SHRIKE CLUB ACCOUNT TO FOLLOW SHRIKE CLUB USERS. A PERSONAL FEDERATED SOCIAL MEDIA INSTANCE FOR SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS BY SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS