triumph @nowionlywantatriumph@shrike.club
- age, pronouns, location
- 29; they/them; pgh, pa, usa
- hat size
- 7⅝
- computer
- over
- virus
- very yes
the following account will contain unironic enthusiasm for things the person posting it likes. these things include, but are not limited to: terrible puns, baseball, video games, board games, baseball video games and board games, Homestuck, fan works, Homestuck fan works, and other items
posts may contain trace amounts of jaded communist and occasional dabblings about gender.
18+ follow requests only, please—but interactions are ok. if you know me from elsewhere, i'll accept if you say how
Joined Jul 2021
triumph
stabbed
broke: crowbar
woke: shrike club
triumph
stabbed
The abortion fund bundle has Hypnospace Outlaw in it!! You've probably heard of it but it's an amazing little game with a lot of heart and a love for late 90s UIs. There's also a bunch of little indie games I don't think we've seen in the past big itch.io bundles.
triumph
stabbed
triumph
stabbed
Made a gofundme to help me pay for medical bills; would really appreciate any help you can give. If you'd rather just send me money directly, you can do so at paypal.me/juniperkr0
Any help is greatly, greatly appreciated.
good morning shrikes
I just got rickrolled in Dutch
the Pittsburgh Pagliacci are 3–1 after one series. despite having the fewest strikeouts in the league (even fewer than the teams that have only played half as many games to this point), our pitchers have recorded a 1.75 ERA and 0.83 WHIP.
triumph
stabbed
last stab (title text): new typing quirk just dropped
triumph
stabbed
2637. Roman Numerals
title text: 100he100k out th1s 1nno5at4e str1ng en100o501ng 15e been 500e5e50op1ng! 1t's 6rtua100y perfe100t! ...hang on, what's a "virtuacy"?
(https://xkcd.com/2637)
(https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/2637
)
uspol, Roe
apparently the House Democrats singing was in response to the Senate passing “gun control”, and not the Dobbs decision
still, though—how fucking TONE-DEAF do you have to be
triumph
stabbed
I trusted Lucy when she testified under oath that she also believed holding the football was settled sporting precedent and I am alarmed she chose to reject the stability that holding the football has provided for two generations of kickers.
triumph
stabbed
if there is anything to be construed as "good" about today, it's this: our entire lives, republicans have been pushing to overturn roe. even within liberal circles, "overturning roe" is the long-discussed line in the sand between american democracy and fascism. now, a lot of those libs will still say actually it's fine, because liberalism is the PR branch of fascism. but the line has been crossed, and everyone knows it. there's no pretending now, and if anyone tries, you KNOW not to trust them.
I’ve been saying and thinking plenty of things today
not online though—I’m sure y’all understand why
triumph
stabbed
"I'm sorry, what you should have ordered is the pepperonis pizza"
triumph
stabbed
triumph
stabbed
remember when they went from "wear two masks" to "wear an n95" to "stop wearing masks" in like, a three week span
Oneil Cruz, tonight, SO FAR:
• hit a ball 112.9 mph
• throw a ball 96.7 mph (the hardest throw by any infielder this season)
• register a sprint speed of 31.5 ft/s
this team won't sniff .500 again this year but dammit Oneil Cruz just made it exciting
my thoughts
using AI to make plausible real things: bad, can lead to disinformation and more alt-right bullshit (obviously)
using AI to try to generate the absolutely absurd: good, possibly leads to comedy gold, NOT disinformation
it can’t do creativity at all—it relies on the creativity and connections that humans have already made between words and can’t make its own—so I think it’s fun to see how it tries to link things that have no link whatsoever to mine that sort of humor from it
- age, pronouns, location
- 29; they/them; pgh, pa, usa
- hat size
- 7⅝
- computer
- over
- virus
- very yes
the following account will contain unironic enthusiasm for things the person posting it likes. these things include, but are not limited to: terrible puns, baseball, video games, board games, baseball video games and board games, Homestuck, fan works, Homestuck fan works, and other items
posts may contain trace amounts of jaded communist and occasional dabblings about gender.
18+ follow requests only, please—but interactions are ok. if you know me from elsewhere, i'll accept if you say how
Joined Jul 2021
