prummpkin 🎃 @prumm@shrike.club

just remembered I was trying to freestyle in my head as I fell asleep last night and I rhymed "almond" with "Talmud"

finally got this mp3 player after watching for it on eBay for a while. sandisk mp3 players are way smaller than I remember. I opened the package just before leaving the house, and it had just enough charge for me to turn it on and look through the menus

wahoo

one of the colorways for this overpriced macro pad is literally called soy

if maps existed like this 15 years ago I could have said "no thank you, anytime I see a Uber Scooter on the sidewalk I have to resist the urge to throw it into a trash compactor" and the website would understand and shut up about it

apps and modern websites were a mistake for many reasons but today it's because google maps does not give me the option to permanently turn off suggested routes for a rented scooter

okay I have reasoned that it probably says July 15 at 4pm in regards to the event name on the previous message but my version is way funnier

outside watching fireworks put on by randos by the culver's. there's a shriners club across the street with an electronic sign, and I swear to god one of the messages says "July is at 4pm"

there's construction on the street I live on and before I left I saw the electronic sign just said ABORT AMERIKKKA