*pats my big round tummy* no I have no idea what happened to the pwesident’s tax returns :3

@kate pretend i made a joke where the punchline is capital gains. im very tired

@kate internal revorenue service. ok that one isnt anything. give me a second.

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@kate this isnt working . gonna have to pack up the joke farm, sell the goddamn silly cow. Tell my two jester kids the funny business has fallen on hard times. nothing but goofy gruel for my clown family from here on out it looks like

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