ageplaying to win @turntechcatfish@shrike.club

i am playing dungeon crawl stone soup as orc jesus

_You hear a shout! x2; You hear two shouts! You hear a shout! x3
You hear two shouts! You hear a shout! x3; You hear a howl! You hear a shout! x2
_You hear a roar!

netflix bebop was the second netflix original show i tried to watch in recent memory with a deadbeat black dad main character who is accosted by a white woman's extremely uncomfurtable race-based sexual advances. before that it was lupin

ran questions whether conan is secretly a teen detective shrunk into a childs body as he tranquilizes her dad and reveals how the murder occurred. the killers motivation is revealed as the victim was the one inspecting their dead friends penis at the time of their accidental death. they leave the scene sobbing and all parties involved ruminate on the tragedy of the case. on the last page of the last chapter of the case a man in a black suit talks about liquor mysteriously

let me do my best impression of a detective conan plot:

all of the members of the anonymeows high school penis inspection club have gathered fur a reunion after the tragic death of one of their members in a penis inspection accident five years prior. things take a dark turn when one of the club members is found dead in a locked room with a gun in their hand. conan realizes the door was locked using a dish towel and pack of cigarettes

a normal amount of life points

geese are some of the funniest animals they literally just run up at you to scream "SWING FURST" but if you actually do they could instantly die

the best part of any fandom wiki page

https://limbuscompany.com

purroject moon letting me know ahead of time their next game will have more of the good shit (clowns)

bioshock? more like bong and cock (typical thursday night)

absolute gigabrained NBA trade concept: ben simmons fur kyrie irving

my opinion: ben simmons is an immature goober who is purrfectly justified in the purroblems hes created bc his team literally went out of their way to throw him under the bus after he choked in the postseason

its almost like if you explicitly say a player is a liability to the media you will never be able to get their full contract value in a trade bc other teams will listen to what you said lmfao

the nba subreddit hates ben simmons so much i clicked on a post with a title about seth curry's ambitions fur a 3pt shooting contest trophy and about 90% of the body of the post was questions an interviewer asked him about simmons