electric sheep @ArtemisRubey@shrike.club

heyyyyyyy shrikes, poses sexily, would anyone be down to join a game of lancer happening on Sunday evenings

especially @pochapal once you've finished episode 1 I think you really are gonna lose it

on god as soon as the subs are finished I'm gonna get so annoying about showing the Umineko stage play to everyone I know

I GOT A BUNCH OF CHEESECAKE AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO BE SUPER AUTISTIC ABOUT UMINEKO FOR FOUR HOURS STRAIGHT THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER

I am 21 today so I am going to a friend's house to drink one (1) whiteclaw and hang out because Apollo has class tomorrow lmao

i know the cws said that this isn't serious but this is actually making me feel really awful

i go to find something to fiddle with when i'm not needed at the tabletop i'm playing at and whoops i'm totally incommunicado for pretty much the entire time because i'm checked the fuck out baby!!!

and the worst part is that this is built into the architecture of the brain because apollo deals with this too despite not being the kind of person who'd normally fall for this stuff! and, like, it's particularly awful because as soon as gacha of any kind, even card games, enters the equation it becomes 10x worse and i lose SO MUCH MONEY

it really really REALLY sucks that there's just this... narrow band of games that i can play safely. and everything outside of that either bores me instantly or i get so absorbed in it that i'm unable to pay attention to anything else no matter how much i want to

like look at this and tell me that urabrask doesn't give the best it/its pronouns dick you've had in your life

yeah yeah phyrexia is terrifying and all that jazz, etc., but have you considered: urabrask could, like, get it?

i've written 4k words tonight and i have never felt more alive

it's amazing how i can be creatively bankrupt for almost a year and then i think of some new funny guys and i pound out 1.4k words in a single sitting

man i still can't bring myself to like, Hate vi at all, which sucks because objectively speaking she was always pretty shitty to me. but even i can recognize that, like, the most damage she did was with her exit, because now i am TERRIFIED of meeting new people because of the omnipresent fear of "what if they throw a bitchfit" for the 2x "trans" and "brain timeshare" combo

no brain only allenby beardsley