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it would seem this year just keeps giving, folks. i have been laid off from my job, effective immediately, for circumstances beyond my control. any amount to keep myself afloat over the following months while i look for a new position would be greatly appreciated. paypal.com/paypalme/808snares

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Me: Hey hon, are you sure it's a good idea to play Slay the Princess on ketamine?
@Paradox, her mouth full of ketamine: *thumbs up*

just started playing save the princess. its pretty good

@Paradox @SophiaSurname i felt like i was having a stroke. three different unhinged names for the same thing in ten seconds

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@Paradox : should i get a fast water
me: a Fast Water???
@SophiaSurname : she's talking about a mania juice
me: A MANIA JUICE!???!???!?
Sophia Again: her parents sent us this thing called a Zip Fizz-
me: ZIP FIZZ!?!?!?!??!?!?!

everyone who learns about mama instantly falls in hatelove with her and like. all i see is

behold: the height of sexuality

if i post fast enough people will be too distracted to see the posts i posted before those posts thus meaning if i post fast enough nothing can embarrass me because none of those posts will ever get seen because my newer posts are cover for them that then get hidden

it has just now for the first time occurred to me that "swashbuckler" refers to a sword and buckler fighting style. swash is the sword swing sound effect and buckler is the buckler. swashbucklers use shields.

dungeon meshi chapter 67 

holy shit this panel rules???? how are they so easy to distinguish

i realize more and more every day how much of a wacky waving inflatable tube man i am. my joints are somehow suggestions without being typically hypermobile

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tried retracting my arms into my body in an attempt to hold all my bones together. failed

HARBINGER YUNA LANE, WITCH OF MIND, UNDISPUTED QUEEN OF DUELSPIRITS DECAHEDRIX

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SHRIKE CLUB

ONLY CREATE ACCOUNT IF YOU PERSONALLY KNOW AN ADMINISTRATOR, AND IDENTIFY YOURSELF IN YOUR APPLICATION. YOU DO NOT NEED A SHRIKE CLUB ACCOUNT TO FOLLOW SHRIKE CLUB USERS. A PERSONAL FEDERATED SOCIAL MEDIA INSTANCE FOR SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS BY SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS