normie/weirdo genderfluidity @inarguableaxis@shrike.club

dude what the fuck is wrong with me

why am I even thinking about all these stupid clubs i just remembered my midterm is three weeks overdue this is out of control

Vriska: Do you think they went “Remember 10 Things I Know About You?l”
Me: It’s 10 Things I Hate About You…
Diamond: 10 Things I Know About You!
Lup: Here’s 10 facts I know about you.

the polycule’s receiptifys

the romance novel where the son of the American President falls in love with a British prince is getting a movie ????? Why

text I received from my irl friend

don’t get me wrong. I love my online friends, my long distance friends immensely, I do not know what I would do without you and I am incredibly thankful to have you in my life. many of you know me better than most people irl. but it’s very nice to experience in-person community too. best of both worlds

why is my professor talking about the oscar slap in an example sentence for one of our exercise.

class explaining "slay" and "it's giving" to my linguistics professor...

sure things aren’t perfect right now, I definitely have problems with saying yes to everything and making myself too busy, and trying to fit everyone and everything into my social calendar. but like when I think about one and half a years ago when I was so incredibly isolated irl and miserable, and now one of my worries is whether any of the four friendsgiving events I will probably be invited to this month will conflict with one another… it’s kind of really nice, actually

sometimes I wonder if I’m really a lesbian and then a straight man calls me “sweetie” as a joke and I instantly feel sick to my stomach and tell him no please don’t do that