Jacob Shrike Roomba @kniferoomba@shrike.club

/11 Some people were claiming that he threatened a car repair place with a bomb threat. I looked at the tweet. It’s an image of an antimatter torpedo.

whenever i see ppl doomsaying abt how AI is going to destroy our ability to trust any infurmation we see online i think about the balloon boy

@kniferoomba I love Tacoma. The Pittsburgh of the Northwest

Gonna start referring to flower as "analog weed"

only the best for my perfect little nestlings

Buying a credit default swap on the United States is insanely funny. It’s like buying nuclear war futures. Who is gonna pay you

showing up to a TTRPG with the instructions sheet to a Maytag dishwasher as my character sheet

sexual machines: heavy factory machinery, computers that take up entire rooms, tvs with tubes in them, power lines, vhs player, synthesizers, robots that are squares, robots with metal boobies, tractors, forklifts, Kenmore washing machine from 1972.

unsexy machines: iphone, extension cable, toaster oven, all computers made after 2005, minivans without curtains in the back windows, robots with flesh, fridges with two doors, microwave