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last night i was in the women's bathrooms after the show and i was a little high. i charged right in and went for a stall, then realized all the stalls were full and i had walked right past a girl who was already waiting. so i stepped back and was like "oh! oops! duh."

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!!! ENEMIES WITH FIRE RESISTANCE AND FIRE IMMUNITY DNI !!!

WE HATE FIENDS AND THEIR FIRE IMMUNE ASSES

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like the big numbers that come out of it hitting like 10 things because the enemies are swarming your party. and you take nothing because of sculpted spell

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using fireball in bg3 is one of the most satisfying spells ever created in a videogame

like i just am itching a tiny bit and i take a deep breath and i don't have to correct her

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you can tell im in love with a girl because i barely break out into hives when she uses the wrong its/it's

Vegas wedding chapels have started competing over exactly how quick they can get you married. among all competitors, the most extreme is one with the gimmick of using social network analysis to predict couples likely to have a Vegas wedding before they even arrive, at which point they do low level identity theft to pre-fill the majority of the paperwork required.

the business is called "You Are Already Wed"

i mean i like mega evolutions but why are people acting like they're significantly different from like. gigantimaxing for instance? they're practically the same thing right??

Nude art, nsfw 

hi #tumblr I make lewd smutty art, the reason why you were on tumblr

#nsfwart

woman who's the latest in the world to any trend just started playing baldurs gate 3 last night

realizing that maybe actually even if i completely fix my sleep schedule and cut out my urge toward revenge sleep procrastination i may just still be regularly exhausted and fatigued during the day? that i just have something medically going on that causes that??

and ultimately i might be completely fucked at like, holding down a job because not dozing off at my desk at some point in an 8 hour work day takes legitimate focus the entire time from me and if i doze off i get fired

genuine question: if you work something like a 9-5 job and you want to job hunt for another how do you like... do that. how do you handle the need to interview at another place during the day?

is there any way you can do this without tipping off your existing employer & potentially endangering your current employment?

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SHRIKE CLUB

ONLY CREATE ACCOUNT IF YOU PERSONALLY KNOW AN ADMINISTRATOR, AND IDENTIFY YOURSELF IN YOUR APPLICATION. YOU DO NOT NEED A SHRIKE CLUB ACCOUNT TO FOLLOW SHRIKE CLUB USERS. A PERSONAL FEDERATED SOCIAL MEDIA INSTANCE FOR SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS BY SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS