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Also at some point but I don't remember where it fit into the same dream:
- I died while making dough for pretzels
- when you die you can breathe but only half as effectively while staring at a blank plane that goes on forever until you walk through it at some point and possibly revive (I did)
- prumm wore a showercurtain like a cape
- God is a radio announcer
- God died, there r many radio announcers
- all of them hate each other or are fucking (or both)
- this caused mt saint Helens to erupt

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Then when like half of shrikeclub had gathered, one day the messenger of the day was a giant cassowary and there was a huge fiasco that resulted in many bird related crimes. so eventually shrikeclub got unbanned. As harm reduction or something.

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Also there was a musical sequence or two? @kate played the marimba and @ArtemisRubey played the harmonica. Then @julianorza played the guitar but then gave up and bashed it against a wall and called it Noise Music. So everyone was receiving these songs recorded on tapes by @prumm from birds and making their way to Seattle. Because the songs were actually coded messages. Also I just stole the guitar from some guy (which was the one given to Julia) and rapped with Kate.

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@kate I FORGOT TO TELL U. A FEW WEEKS AGO I had a dream where we all got banned from the Internet™ and started sending eachother messenger pigeons instead. I think somehow u convinced someone to buy you a hunting falcon too. But anyway the birds delivering the messages kept getting weirder every week.

@serketsecrets Valeri as... that one picture of that himiko toga from my school hero guy academic person where shes eating a sandwich.

now you can put whatever captions you want on it. terrify the masses with your 5dollar footlong swallowing skills.
happy ?

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i changed my mind i hate ponys again theres a sportsterf episode

It always amazes me how much Zoes humansona looks just like her. :zoestare: truly captures the essence™

I spend a stupid amount of time grabbing from clips and double splicing them lmaooo

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A message from The Great And Powerful Trixie (edited clips with 15 .ai)

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ok thats enough semicursed posting for one day
gudnight :KCees:

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SHRIKE CLUB

ONLY CREATE ACCOUNT IF YOU PERSONALLY KNOW AN ADMINISTRATOR, AND IDENTIFY YOURSELF IN YOUR APPLICATION. YOU DO NOT NEED A SHRIKE CLUB ACCOUNT TO FOLLOW SHRIKE CLUB USERS. A PERSONAL FEDERATED SOCIAL MEDIA INSTANCE FOR SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS BY SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS