prummpkin 🎃 @prumm@shrike.club
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I'm prumm. you can also call me Max.
Joined May 2020
got a notification for the Pikmin game and I misread it as "Pikmin make love." just a PSA for you all.
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@junebug im saying no for now but i have to say
she meep meep on my rocket til i acme
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shooting a very large gun (showing 1, 2 Oatmeal to my sibling) and being injured by the recoil (unable to take a nap because it's stuck in my head)
me grumbling and scratching my fake beard: livin with a femme with all o' these femme stuffed animals on the bed... I need t' kiss each of my BUTCH STUFFED ANIMALS on the forehead to get a good night's sleep.
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(boymoder hoodie yellow m&m walks into the bathroom)
Brown m&m: ummm. Ehe. excuse me? im not sure if you um. im not sure if you um. This is the. um peanutless m&m's bathroom,, so,
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edward family-size-bags-of-reeses-hands
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the green m&m is now a brick
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"1, 2, ohoatmeeeel, kirby is a FALCO BANG"
- My Brain
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The FAQ for the local bread company is the most baffling webpage I’ve seen since that egg one that @pisscotheque posted a while back. There’s 5 section headings, but only 2 answered questions. One of which is “I do not understand the question, and will not respond to it”
this post makes no sense whatsoever. anyways I showed my sibling 1, 2 Oatmeal and they like it
making breakfast and listening to louie zong's peruvian cumbia style covers of kirby songs. looks down at my oatmeal just as I realize I'm listening to 1, 2 oatmeal
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I'm prumm. you can also call me Max.
Joined May 2020
