prummpkin 🎃 @prumm@shrike.club
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I'm prumm. you can also call me Max.
Joined May 2020
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...I'm sure this will explained later. or maybe it has to do with owning the DLC. but my only worldly possessions at game start are a ring and a "giant miniature" pig
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realizing that people who make fantasy worlds are afraid of names longer than 2 syllables. I'm going with Tornarsuk (even if it's a bit cheesy to use names from mythology)
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nothing has ever beat my ass as much as this post that said something like "radiohead is music for people too afraid to ask for extra ketchup packets at mcdonalds"
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at the wikipedia page for the Inuit demsoc political party in greenland. yknow, for video games.
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fuck. spent all this time making up a guy and feeling like I had a solid handle on him, and I entirely forgot that Guys Need Names
WAIT FUCK I just remembered the girl in high school who sat in my lap during assemblies and I was like "ha ha you're so funny" godDAMMIT
if you aren't telling me to sit in your lap, I just think I've made a Cool New Friend
laying down my life for all the trans women I know who graciously make it extremely clear when they are flirting
I try to distance myself from the "useless lesbian" image because it's pretty played out as jokes go. but good god, are you people telling me you can actually tell when someone is flirting with you
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hold me closer tiny gamer
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@kate this isnt working . gonna have to pack up the joke farm, sell the goddamn silly cow. Tell my two jester kids the funny business has fallen on hard times. nothing but goofy gruel for my clown family from here on out it looks like
ahhhh. the discount grocery store I went to yesterday had single fans of Mountain Dew Voo Dew which I haven't seen in stores recently at all. just took a sip and it's still Good Flavor
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*pats my big round tummy* no I have no idea what happened to the pwesident’s tax returns :3
my sibling just showed me this left at london tiktok and I'm really enamored with it https://www.tiktok.com/@leftatlondon/video/7052953010699275566
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Everyone is talking about movies and I'd like to join in but I'm basically this guy
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I'm prumm. you can also call me Max.
Joined May 2020
