We must crown a #ShrikeClub SexyMan
#ShrikeClubSexyMan ROUND 1.5: BRACKETSTEALING BRAWL. TIME FOR MURDER!
SOME HAVE TAGTEAMED. THE TIES HAVE BEEN ATTACKED REGARDLESS.
1.5 POLLS BELOW
ab SU-57 has attacked EZRA THE CAT! kind of like Pomeroy but made out of metal and shit.
BRUCE WAYNE has attacked WET NILES! We're gonna see some absolutely sopping guys regardless in this one...
FLOWLESS @geesehoward has attacked THE BOOT EMOJI! who will kick the shit out the other?!
FIDEL CASTRO has attacked FRED FLINTSTONE! someone's getting stoned. with a rock. or maybe a bullet.
JP CRAWFORD, ADNRES MUNOZ, and ADAM FRAZIER are all now at eachother's throats! 
WHO IS OUR MARINERS SEXYMAN?!
VALERIE @abraxas and ALEXANDER VISHNEVSKY FROM MUSCLE VIDEO have attacked SEINFELD THE TV SHOW!
choose the winner of this threeway between a twink, a hunk, and a... something.
BEATRIX BQ @beatrix and RAIDEN FROM METAL GEAR have entered the arena at the same time and are now stabbing eachother in the doorway without even attacking any of the previous contestants!
TEXAS RED and PIPLUP have attacked SALMON ORB! who will live after the battle is over?
#ShrikeClubSexyman 9/12 cleanup! also Valerie @abraxas has swapped places with Wet Niles through a magical portal. @beatrix lost to Raiden but gets to go in the sexy failwoman box. Ezra and Joseph Stalin fended off their respective attackers, but can they defeat Raiden? VOTE NOW FOR WHO TAKES THE SPACES BEFORE ROUND 2.
polls below!
THREEWAY BATTLE: RAIDEN METALGEAR vs JOSEPH STALIN vs EZRA THE CAT
VALERIE @abraxas vs FLOWLESS @geesehoward
NO MORE MONADS VOTERS THIS IS A SHRIKECLUB SEXYMAN POLL NOT A MONADS SEXYMAN POLL 
VALERIE abraxas vs FLOWLESS geesehoward
Currently with 31 votes overall, Joseph Stalin and Ezra both are at at 35% each and Raiden with 29% oh my god hkkgfjkjgkl what if they tie AGAIN
#ShrikeClubSexyman ROUND 2!!!!! now with a few more sexymen candidates. and our winners of #ShrikeClubSexyMonads
polls below!
THIS SPECIFIC PICTURE OF JOSEPH STALIN
vs
POMEROY THE COCKATIEL 
VALERIE @abraxas
vs
GOKU DRAGONBALL Z
FIDEL CASTRO
vs
DENZEL WASHINGTON
J.P. CRAWFORD ⚾
vs
W.D. GASTER 
WET NILES 🤽
vs
LOGGER THE SHRIKE
GRIFFITH BERSERK
vs
TEXAS RED
WOLVERINE'S DAD, AKA MALE WOLVERINE AKA LOGAN HOWLETT
vs
CRAZY_TNAGLE.PNG and what this fuckign bracket is
vs
CAPTAIN "GRIME" GRIMOTHY AMPHIBIA
#ShrikeClubSexyman ROUND 3.... TENSIONS ARE HIGH.... LET THE SWEEP BEGIN
polls below 
POMEROY THE COCKATIEL
vs
JACOB @Paravellex
LUX @callieroxy
vs
VALERIE @abraxas
FIDEL CASTRO
vs
W.D. GASTER
LOGGER THE SHRIKE
vs
TEXAS RED
vs
MALE WOLVERINE, LOGAN HOWLETT
#ShrikeClubSexyman ROUND 4 LETS FUCKIGN GOOOOOOO
hm. it seems there is a specil deal this time around...
polls below 
POMEROY THE COCKATIEL
vs
...GOOMY'S SPAMTON PLUSHIE?!
vs
VALERIE @abraxas
FIDEL CASTRO
vs
TEXAS RED
vs
?????? 
@KC BQ ISNT A MAN
@KC Valerie 2 clears tbh
@req #ShrikeClubSexyman
next bracket req vs flowless
@KC can't be bought this easily
#ShrikeClubSexyMonads
FLOWLESS @geesehoward vs REQ @req or something
@geesehoward @KC well, I guess that can't be unvoted now doesn't it 😳
@KC YOU CAN'T STOP THE #FlowlessSweep
@KC Texas vs griffith... what have I done..
@KC this one is going to break my heart
@KC KC you love to cause the maximum tension with these polls, huh
@KC @Saint_Dionysus why must two kings fight.....
@KC liz not a man. Jacob clears
@KC so this is what it's come down to. a heartbreaking choice, before even the end
@KC I voted for Castro, to be clear, the coolest guy to ever live
DOOGAL has attacked JOSEPH STALIN after his tie with Ezra!