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people usually mention Mormons to me in conversation because they conflate polygamy with polyamory

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we’ve literally talked about my partners before this is so funny

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oh my god. wait oh my god did he think I was an ex-mormon because he knows I have multiple partners .

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Honors College students will go to virtual events for engagement points and spam the chat with “how will attendance be recorded” “how will engagement be recorded”

Lost S3 Spoilers 

S3
1. Shambala - Three Dog Night (3x10, 3x20)
2. Make Your Own Kind of Music (3x08)
3. Downtown - Petula Clark (3x01, 3x16)
4. Wonderwall - Oasis, sung by Charlie (3x08, 3x21)
5. Walkin’ After Midnight - Patsy Cline (3x15)

Funny Tier: Scentless Apprentice - Nirvana (3x22) (possibly not intended to be funny but depression beard Jack listening to Nirvana is sort of accidentally hilarious)

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Lost S2 Spoilers 

S2
1. Make Your Own Kind of Music - Mama Cass Elliot (2x01, 2x02)
2. These Arms of Mine - Otis Redding (2x19)
3. Walkin’ After Midnight - Patsy Cline (2x09)
4. Moonlight Serenade - Glenn Miller (2x13)
5. The End of the World - Skeeter Davis (2x09)

Funny Tier: You All Every Butties - Drive Shaft (2x12)

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Lost S1 Spoilers 

S1
1. Delicate - Damien Rice (1x17)
2. Wash Away (Reprise) - Joe Purdy (1x03)
3. La Mer - Charles Trenet, sung by Shannon (1x12)
4. Leavin’ on Your Mind - Patsy Cline (1x03)
5. You All Everybody - Drive Shaft (1x07)

Funny Tier: I Got You (I Feel Good) - James Brown, sung by Hurley (1x21)

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for fun: my personal top five favorite non-score musical moments of every Lost season I’ve watched so far. based on multiple factors including how much I like the scene it’s used in, how much it fits the character or scene, how often I’ve listened to the song, and how strong a reaction I had to watching it. Kate Patsy Cline moments automatically place in the top five for reasons.

slightly nsfw 

why is my linguistics professor using the Nicki Minaj cousin's friend's testicles tweet as an example in class

For fun I am trying to rank my top 5 favorite (+ 1 runner up) non-score musical moments from each season of Lost I’ve watched so far and determining my favorites from season 1 is absolutely the hardest

sure I don’t know those people. They might have their lives together, they could be smarter or more attractive than me, but I cleaned the lint out of the dryer after I use it so that makes me just a little bit better in this way

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I think one of the most minor but also undoubtedly “ok yikess cancel” emotions I have felt is the tiny bit of satisfaction I get from cleaning the lint out of the dorm dryers both before AND after I use it because it makes me feel just a little bit morally superior to the people who almost always left the lint there before I used it

Guys from GCC at dinner were trying to guess peoples ethnicity (context for this is that most of us are some kind of Latin American, and people were trying to guess which) and I said “do me” and Jordan went “MORMON”, which first of all, isn’t an ethnicity, and second of all, WHAT? And he said “I don’t know, you’re white. Your name is Joey, and a lot of Mormon people leave the church when you come out.”he was floored to realize Joey was not the name I was given at birth too.

MAHLA: this guy's faster than sonic
RORY: mahla sometimes you say the most disrespectful shit.

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