FINALLY ENTERED ALL 21 BASEBALL SHRIKES
Round 1 of the 1977 amateur draft!
1: Valerie Serac is selected by the Toronto Blue Jays! (IM GONNA BE STIEB)
2: @Paravellex is selected by the SEATTLE MARINERS
3: @flutteringEpaulette is selected by the Montreal Expos
4: @lucretia is selected by the Chicago White Sox
5: @vriskazone is selected by the Milwaukee Brewers
6: @Saint_Dionysus is selected by the Atlanta Braves
7: @futureimperfect is selected by the St. Louis Cardinals
8: @beatrix is selected by the San Diego Padres
9: @quiet is selected by the San Francisco Giants
10: @vriskommunism is selected by the Detroit Tigers
11: @ArtemisRubey is selected by the Chicago Cubs
12: @snail is selected by the California Angels
13: @kate is selected by the Texas Rangers
16: @owl2 is selected by the Boston Red Sox
17: @nowionlywantatriumph is selected by the Minnesota Twins
18: @junebug is selected by the New York Mets
25: @paulsrockinmastadon is selected by the Philadelphia Phillies
Round 2:
4: @lup is selected by the Chicago White Sox
5: @worstGirlEva is selected by the Milwaukee Brewers
8: @rory is selected by the San Diego Padres
11: @callista is selected by the Chicago Cubs
Round 3:
@fag is selected by the Chicago White Sox
THE JAYS (EXPANSION TEAM, SO VERY BAD) WERE DESPERATE ENOUGH TO CALL ME UP AT AGE 18??????
End of 1977 season report:
The Pittsburgh Pirates defeat the New York Yankees to win the 1977 World Series (@nowionlywantatriumph )
Due entirely to the raw desperation of the expansion team Jays, Valerie Serac is the only player to be called up to the majors this season. (putting up 1.7 WAR w a 3.76 ERA over 131.2 IP) The rest are developing in the minors.
Ron Guidry puts up fucking 10 WAR. Joe Morgan puts up 8.9. Guidry takes the AL MVP and Cy, Morgan takes the NL MVP, Tom Seaver the Cy.
ALSO??? SERAC NO HITS THE YANKEES???? WITH 2 AND A HALF STARS?? AND ONLY 4 STRIKEOUTS?? AND STILL LOST THE GAME
By pitching a no no and somehow losing the game my player has simply found a way to be Stieb even though he did the Stieb thing in S1
Late addition @KC drafted by Atlanta
Going into the 1978 season, the 4 Big League players are: Me, on the Jays, Lup and Jett, on the White Sox, and Triumph, on the Twins
Giving my player the nickname The Blizzard feels especially appropriate now that he got drafted by one of the Canadian teams lmao
1978 All Star Break Check In
Major Leaguers:
Me, with the Jays (1.8 WAR, 3.63 FIP)
Triumph, with the Twins (.8 WAR, 4.18 FIP)
Lup, with the White Sox (.4 WAR, 3.15 FIP) (Rookie of the month!)
Callista, with the Cubs (.4 WAR, 3.26 FIP)
Only pitchers up so far
@lup you throw good stuff!
@abraxas I PICKED ALL THE BAD STATS ON PURPOSE EXCEPT 2